Song | Barenaked Ladies | If I had a million dollars | Conditional 2

If I a million dollars (if I a million dollars)
I’d buy you a house (I you a house)
If I had a million dollars (if I had a million dollars)
I you furniture for your house (maybe a nice chesterfield or an ottoman)
If I a million dollars (if I had a million dollars)
I’d buy you a K-Car (a nice Reliant automobile)
If I had a million dollars I’d buy your love.

If I had a million dollars
I a tree fort in our yard.
If I had a million dollars
You could help, it that hard.
If I had a million dollars
Maybe we could put a fridge in there somewhere.
We go up there whenever we wanted.
We could get something to eat maybe

If I had a million dollars (if I had a million dollars)
I you a fur coat (but not a real fur coat that’s cruel)
If I had a million dollars (if I had a million dollars)
I’d buy you an exotic pet (like a llama or an emu)
If I a million dollars (if I had a million dollars)
I’d buy you John Merrick’s remains (all them crazy bones)
If I had a million dollars I’d buy your love

If I had a million dollars
We to walk to the store
If I had a million dollars
We a limousine ’cause it costs more
If I had a million dollars
We [wouldn’t have][would not have][wouldn’t have][wouldn`t have]} to eat Kraft Dinner.
But we would.
But of course we ,
it’s a very tasty treat for the whole family.

If I had a million dollars (if I had a million dollars)
I’d buy you a green dress (but not a real green dress, that’s cruel)
If I had a million dollars (if I had a million dollars)
I’d buy you some art (a Picasso or a Garfunkel)
If I had a million dollars (if I had a million dollars)
I’d buy you a monkey (haven’t you always wanted a monkey?)
If I had a million dollars I’d buy your love

If I had a million dollars, If I had a million dollars
If I had a million dollars, If I had a million dollars
If I had a million dollars
I’d be rich.